First Post (oh Yeah) The Day of Evil Bird.  

Friday, March 6, 2009

Alrighty so this is my first post on this not-so-first website ive ver made. Hmm..ill just write bout the stuff ive done for like..the past month.

Now about myself. I am Gwen and im a freshman in High School, not gonna tell which, though but its for safety reasons. I'm sure you'll understand. In class im a straight-A student but a silly program called AVID keeps me to a 3.8 gpa. Sucks, huh? Straight-A's..one B. GRR. Then in second semester, they switched my biology class (with the most awesome teacher everrr) with this evil lady called MS. BIRD!! (dun dun dun) ps. Bird's not really her name.
About Ms. Bird: Big Fat lady who argues with every kid in class and is always saying she's gonna write something down about us calling her names. ex:
Christian: Im throwing the tissue away
Bird: Excuse me little boy, but you should be in our seat.
Christian: But, when someone sneezes, you tell them to throw their tissue away when they don't..
Bird: But why are you out of your seat?
Christian: You're confusing miss!! when someone doesnt ask you to throw the tissue, ou get all angry and when they dont, youre still angry cuz they didnt throw it!

Bird: Hey, Little boy, you don't determine if im angry or sad or happy. I determine that
(thats where i go...omg...stupid lady. make a big deal of a little thing)

So, thats one of the examples. another example was today. I was grading for my first period cuz my teacher is like...lazy. And also because i finished every work we had to do for the week, so he let me grade all this stuff. Then i wasnt finished cuz he made me grade 3 classes of work..so he let me stay in for 2nd period, which is the period of evil BIRD. I stayed in for about an hour of the class, and since our classes are block scheduling, an hour is like about half of the class time. I didnt get to finish some papers to grade and he just let me go back for the last 15 minutes of class. He writes me a pass (legit pass with signature and everything) and off i go.
I took a little while because i wanted to stop by my last year's biology class. I really miss it there but in 2nd period, her class is ICS, like..some kinda slow but not stupid class. I went to the girls restroom since it was right next to it..and after using it..i had trouble with the faucet cuz it wouldnt push down. This girl next to me said "you gotta push it down harder..try 2 hands" so i ended up doing so..i felt kinda slow.
Passing by the class, I stand on the balls of my feet and peep over the window of the classroom. All i see is a bunch of kids standing out of their seat and a guy with longish hair that looked unkempt. I didnt see my friends who had the class..so i just decided to go to my class instead of lagging it.
I walk down the stairs and the door is wide open like its coaxing me inside to its evilness. I walk inside and hand Bird the pass. She stares at it for a while..i wait for her to tell me to sit down.. i wish that was what happened.
Bird: What teacher is this?!
Gwen: Mr. Ramirez.
Bird: Which one?!!11?eleven
Gwen: The one in the 100 building. it says right there. '128'
Bird: This is an official pass for office uses only..what is he, a teacher?
Gwen: Yes, he's a teacher.
Bird: no. no no. Im not gonna call, im in the middle of class. wheres my phone....
Gwen: ugghhhhh
Bird: Sign in..I'm gonna have to talk to mr. Gomez about this..
Agh its like she has some kinda crush on Mr. Go Moo..the supervisor for the elective. She always mentions him and always says she's gonna tell him stuff that the kids said.
Bird: You know that class started an hour ago..right?
Gwen: YES i know that!
Bird: ok..well i'll add that to what i need to say to mr. gomez.
so yeah. theres my arguement with ms quiller. yup yup. there might be more. BUTTTT and its a big butt...i might switch!!! YEAHH

kk byes.

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