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My gf is PREGNANT?! were 14 btw....?
ok so my bff/gf sometimes is pregnant....were 14 & we were just playing around with our privates....ppl on this website said it makes u closer and it is a romantic and fun time....so anyway i stuck the pencil in her pencil case for about 4 minutes and then we were just touching. i just found out that shes a month pregnant and she doesnt want to get an abortion. i dont want her to get one either. the thing is, were both emo. none of us really talk 2 our parents since they're all rich and content with their lives and they dont really like seeing us cut ourselves. i know its pathetic but we dont have jobs and we want to be rockstars. i guess thats a good thing since rockstars make good money and the baby could be a part of the act. ahh idk what to do. please tell me what 2 do. my ex gf told me that if i dump my current gf (the one thats pregnant) then shell have sex with me every night....so idk if i should do that or whatever. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO HERE!!!!
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